Thursday, November 15, 2007

FIRST 'TWAINBRAIN' POLL RESULTS ARE IN!

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

You, gentle reader, would do well to remember Mark Twain's WISDOM in regard to:
'Lies, Damn Lies & 'STATISTICS'.

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ROCK 'ROLLS' TO HUGE WIN!!!!

Rock & Folk 36%
Jazz & Instrumental 27%
Classical & New Age 18%
R&B and Motown 9%
Country & Bluegrass 9%

Rumors of a RE-COUNT DEMAND from the late closing 'JAZZ PARTY' have not been confirmed by 'reliable sources' ......and the latest word is that the R&B & Country BIG LOSERS will not protest the OBVIOUSLY TAINTED results.

It should be stated here that the 'RAW VOTE' totals.....have been 'lost' in an alleged computer virus scam....so we'll have to just GO with the percentages.

VOTING can be soooooooo much trouble!
We all could use a very large dose of
Stephen Colbert's 'TRUTHINESS" !!!!!

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Editors note:

More on this entire 'VOTING' fiasco....and on the possible ramifications within the 21st Century MUSIC WORLD ...as reports flood in from the blogosphere.

-The cat- in- charge ....of this DECIDEDLY STRANGE CYBER-THING ....called
'If Ever A Twain You Meet'.

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