Make that FIRST PRESBY'S......not 'first pesby's'
I freely admit....the excellent typing skills I learned ...(30wpm!!!!).....in the 8th Grade at Glenridge Junior High Summer School....in 1966.....'May be'......a tad RUSTY!
The readers & editors of:
'The Kilt' -1965-1967 (Editor!...yikes!)
"Wi-Pa-His-SC' 1969-1970 (Advertising Manager & Editorial Writer)
"The Brahman Bugle" 1972-1973 (Editor & Publisher......the $$$$ poured in ...in less than AMAZING AMOUNT$)
" The Bugle" 1975-1980 ( Editor & Publisher...and TYPING TUTOR to the "staff of less than 100") .....(still somewhat short of the Forbes 500)
" The Stardust Cove Journal (2000-2001) ....(Human Assistant to the Editor ....Ziggy Stardust II......and Co-Ordinator of a ' staff of less than 1000'. Kindasorta like Kenny Roger's Gambler.....I broke 'EVEN'!)
AND.....the A.D. 2007 readers of:
'Twain'...over at www.topix.net
and...the bright-eyed and bushy tailed PRESBYTERIANS & OTHER LEARNED & PROGRESSIVE READERS over at: 'Shuck & Jive'....(from Reverend John Shuck's FPC (USA) flock in Elizabethton,TN ........
ALL !!!!!! ALREADY KNOW.......
"That Left-Handed 'Twain' Character.......may have 'some' interesting things to say.....and 'might' be worth reading...... HOWEVER.......HE SHOULD HAVE SPENT...'Less Time Surfing & MORE TIME PRACTICING TYPING!!!!'...back in 1966!"
Hey..........I AM TWAIN....and Y'all MAY BE RIGHT!.......maybe.....just MAIBEEE...
-Twane ........UP IN THE MOUNTAINS.....and.....trying not to TRY to TIPE WRITE.
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(short form...Forgive Me.....for I ,sometimes, know not what keys I hit....as I hunt & peck.....and....dream of 4'-6' waves off The Atlantic Coast ....and 24"-36 " of PACKED POWDER .....up at Sugar Mountain, NC... and at Hawksnest,NC.....and at Ober Gatlinburg, TN ...and at Snowshoe/Silver Creek less than 300 Smiles Away...... just north of Marlinton, WV.)
Oops.....there I go again.........dreaming & thinking....and.......now......
BLOGGIN' MY HEAD OFF.
(I better wear my Kayak/Cycling/Snowboarding...HELMET...this season.......onaccontacuz....'the grey matter' ...thinly warmed by those vanishing gray hairs......ain't gettin' any younger........JUST ......HAPPIER TO BE ALIVE. Thank GOD!
-Twain :-)
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